• Everything Else,  rant

    I Don’t Like Wands

    I may lose my girl card for this, but I hate magic wands. I know it’s not just women that use them, but that’s a line from my stand up set and I needed an opener. People with clits seem to love them, I see more positive review than negative and even then the negative ones say that they have a far better one that they love and would like to be buried with in their Viking funeral. I wouldn’t be buried with mine, I would rather bury it several miles away from me at a crossroads so its spirit can never find its way back to me. But it’s…

  • Review

    G-Silicone Adam Review

    I’ve had the flat based 8in Adam in confused rainbow since Christmas, it was a gift from my partner. So it is certainly long overdue a review. If you don’t know Godemiche they are a small, independent sex toy company. My partner has previously reviewed their penis masturbator the Off Beat, which you can check out here. So this is not their first time on the blog. All of their toys are high quality silicone, and come in a range of colours and sizes. Mine is what I can only describe as “eyes bigger than my cunt” seriously it’s the size of my forearm. It’s a beautiful toy, but look…

  • BDSM,  Memes

    30 Days of Kink Day 30

    Whatever BDSM/kink related thing you want to write about. I love erotic hypnosis, it’s something I’ve been interested in for years but for one reason or another I only decided to actually start exploring it at the start of this year. But I discovered it was not going to be as easy as I’d hoped. Today I’m going to talk about erotic hypnosis and aphantasia. (Don’t worry I’ll be explaining what both are.) For those who don’t know about erotic hypnosis it is using hypnosis for sex and/or BDSM. To make your partner/s aroused through to having a hands free orgasm. I love that it has such a huge range…

  • Phimosis

    Guest Post Phimosis Diary Week 2

    DAY 8 – Masturbated in the morning and have noticed a slight increase in the size of my phimodal ring, which is excellent. Perhaps another month of this routine will get me to my desired state. When I did the usual stretching it feels as though I am holding my hands a little wider now, so I feel optimistic about long term effects.  DAY 9 – Did it the usual way and found it strangely difficult to find the phimodal ring. I think it retracts into itself which left me stretching the mid-section, I corrected this as well as I could and carried on. DAY 10 – Did it the…

  • BDSM

    Being A Mindless Fucktoy

    I know I haven’t talked about being a switch much compared to how much I would have liked it. Fuck it, I haven’t talked much about BDSM at all of late, but then it’s been so long I think I might have forgotten half of my kinks! But one thing I haven’t forgotten and that’s the need to switch my mind of once in a while and just be mindless. Why would anyone want to be treated like they existed just for someone else’s pleasure? Well, for me it is connected to my dollification fetish, and because I love to make my partner happy. In my mind he deserves every…

  • Memes

    30 Days of Kink Day 29

    Do You Have a BDSM Title (eg Mistress, Master etc) What Is Your Opinion of These Titles In General? I do have a title, it’s either Mistress or Lady. I prefer Lady as it’s what I used when I first started domming as my partner had a slight lisp and that’s just one s too many. But I will except Mistress these days. I like these titles, although having said that we don’t actually use them in my relationship. I have been called Mistress by my partner but mostly when he is teasing me. He’s actually the more dominant one of the two of us so it just feels weird…

  • Phimosis

    Guest Post Stretching Diary Week 1

    My partner will now be doing a regular spot on the blog all about using stretches to help with his phimosis. DAY 1- I ran a hot bath and eased myself into my first stretching session. I got as comfortable as I could and was able to manipulate by phimodal ring with my index fingers and thumbs. The technique I had read was to hold it apart for 30 seconds at a time, in a way that the tension may be uncomfortable but not at all painful. Then relax for ten seconds and start over, doing the stretching a total of five times. Making the pull was much easier in…

  • Memes

    30 Days of Kink Day 28

    How Do You Dress For Kink/BDSM play? What Significance Does Your Attire Have For You? I don’t dress up as much as I used to, which is a shame as I love getting dressed up for kink/BDSM. It’s a great way to get in the mood and put the real world behind you for a bit. But it is also too easy to get lazy when it comes to getting dressed up. Kink wear is a wonderful thing, sadly it’s also a damn expensive one at times, especially as a latex lover. But it’s so worth it for me, it turns me on in a way no other item of…

  • Phimosis

    Phimosis From My Perspective

    Following on from Fridays post from my partner about living with phimosis, we’re starting off the week with a post about my perspective. I already knew about phimosis, I’d known two people who had it and were both treated for it with circumcision later in life, however I had never had a partner with it, at least not untreated. And it turns out, it can be incredibly hard to get a doctor to take it seriously enough to actually get that treatment. It’s hard knowing your partner is hurting and there is nothing you can do about it, and phimosis causes both kinds of pain, as he talked about in…

  • Phimosis

    Guest Post – Living With Phimosis

    Today I’m passing the blog to my partner again for him to write about his life with phimosis. Phimosis is a condition in which males have a foreskin that is too tight to retract over the head of the penis. I’ve had it my whole life, and I am currently 28. I didn’t recognise it as a problem until puberty hit and I was able to have erections. I was able to masturbate, sometimes comfortably, but if I pulled toward too far it would give a stinging sensation in my foreskin. I eventually developed a habit of masturbating with baggy pants or boxers still on, which would prevent me from…