• Monthly Round Up

    Monthly Round Up June

    This was meant to be a month that things happened and then none of them have. But it’s not been such a bad time. I’ve had fun, nowhere near as much as I like but fun has been had somewhere. So what have the highlights been? Bags: Inside and Out The museums are open again and I’ve already been back to the V&A and renewed my membership, I was able to get tickets for Bags: Inside and Out. (The Alice exhibition wasn’t open yet, but I do have tickets for it.) It’s in the small exhibition space but they managed to fit loads of really interesting stuff in there. If…

  • Bimbo Diaries

    Bimbo Diary July

    I know I totally forgot to post last month, but May was a bit up and down for me in many ways. June has been a lot more fun! I’ve been working towards getting my subscription sites ready to make money for my body mods, I’m so excited to start saving for my lips and tits. (So is my partner, who is really excited about the tits.) It’s all taking way longer than I want it to but it is coming I swear! I’ll be camming too, but sadly I’m having to postpone camming until a family friend’s visit is over. I do feel like I’ve taken a huge step…

  • Review

    Small Humphrey by Organotoy Review

    Organotoy have sent me another new toy. I have loved everything they have sent me so far, the small Ash is one of my most used dildos. So can the small Humphrey fill those big shoes? Organotoy’s dildos are all made of silicone so they’re completely body safe and Humphrey has a nice big, flared base so is safe for anal play. (I’ve not actually used Humphrey anally yet, but I’m working on it.) And when my mum saw him said he looked like a Dalek with a paint job, he is a very fabulous, multichrome Dalek. The colours are airbrushed with body safe paint and I’m now I own…

  • Personal

    Back To Work

    I’m currently in the transition back to work, which is unfortunately taking a lot longer than I’d like, but I am currently setting up my clip pages and subscription sites. It’s been incredibly stressful but it feels great to be going back into full time work. But I obviously can’t do this without the support of people who love my work. So here’s how you can support me! Sign up to my subscription services – I’m currently setting these up and I’ll be linking to them when they’re ready. Tip me – there’s going to be plenty of ways to do this and I’ll be linking them too. Buy my…

  • Everything Else

    Proper Dates

    It’s really easy to fall into a habit of spending the weekend together and not really doing much. Or doing the exact same thing as the weekend before. And then before you know it you’re in a slump you need to escape from. But escaping the slump without it getting expensive isn’t easy. But I’ve found a few work arounds. Make a List Now, I’m really lucky living in London, there’s a lot of great stuff to do, even with the city still in some kind of lockdown. But recently it felt like we weren’t really getting up to much, certainly nothing new anyway so I had us sit down…

  • Review

    Guest Post – Lesbian Group Fuck Fest Review

    This week I’m handing the review over to my partner for the first time in ages. This was the porn that he picked out on our trip to Soho. LESBIAN GROUP FUCK FEST – FILLY FILMS This porn film is split into three scenes, each of which feature a foursome of lesbians, each with some plot set up beforehand. I am in favour of the plot driven porn, as I find some context does help to drive up the eroticism, whether you are watching porn or having a good shag yourself. For instance when you and your partner haven’t seen each other in a while, that often results in superior…

  • BDSM

    What Makes a Good Anal Toy

    It’s no secret that I love anal and I love collecting anal toys. But not all toys are suitable for anal, and even some that are should not be used for that purpose. So what is it that makes an anal toy so good? Let’s have a chat about it. Material I’ve talked about non safe materials in a couple of my reviews but I’m going to bring it up again now. Your internal tissue is very thin and delicate and you need to be very wary of what it comes into contact with. Back when I used to still use jelly toys I brought a small butt plug with…

  • BDSM

    Quote Quest Week 52

    The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well. Sigmund Freud As much as I hate Sigmund Freud and how he viewed women and their sexuality in particular (he was against clitoral orgasms) this quote was impossible not to join in on this weeks prompt. Especially as someone who has felt the shame of not “masturbating well.” Just a quick warning, I will briefly touching on PTSD and sexual anhedonia at the start of this post About six years ago I was at the beginning of PTSD and lost all ability to orgasm. And I tried, I really tried. And I was ashamed, I was ashamed…

  • rant

    How Not To Guest Post

    Last week I received an email about writing a guest post. I also know it was sent to at least one other blogger I follow because I was BCC’d in. So for anyone looking to guest post on the blog, here is how not to get a spot writing for me, or in fact anyone. Firstly, as I said I was not even the main recipient, this was not a good look as it showed they were in no way interested in my blog but were just sending out emails to bloggers. At least they were also a kinky sex blog I suppose, that might have made it look slightly…

  • Everything Else

    Bleeding Awesome

    A few weeks ago I hit the sex shops with my partner and when we went into the Soho Bookshop (does anyone else remember when they actually sold loads of cool non sex books?) and I took a look at the clearance section and was very pleasantly surprised to find menstrual products! There are still lots of people that think menstruation is somehow dirty or shameful so seeing menstruation cups in a sex shop was just amazing to me. It goes a long way towards normalising something that should, quite frankly, not need normalising in the first place. I’d love to see more sex shops selling menstrual products, even if…