• BDSM

    My Dream Dungeon

    I’ve wanted my own play space for years, when I first moved out and lived with a boyfriend for the first time he had his own small play space. It’s something I want again one day and while I’ve changed my mind on what I want a few times over the years I have a few things that have always stayed on the list. A fucking machine, this is easily the newest addition to the list since my trip to Blue Door Dungeon and I loved it. It’s high on the list of toys I want to use when I book my next trip there very soon. I also now…

  • Personal

    Bimbo Goals

    Recently someone asked me what my bimbofication goals are, I was going to link them to a blog post about it and when I had a look through my posts I realised, I don’t seem to have shared them here! So, all these months after coming out as a bimbo here is what I’m working towards. Bigger tits – I don’t have a number in mind, I’ll know it when I get there size wise. I’ll see what I can get for my first surgery and go from there. I have quite a small frame so I can’t imagine I’ll be able to go as big as I’d like, but…

  • Review

    Seduction Squad Review

    This week I’m handing the blog over to my partner the newly named Shadow Biohazard. ‘Seduction Squad’ is a porn parody of the 2016 movie ‘Suicide Squad’, from Kaizen XXX Film. ‘Alex Hunter’ (Rick Flag in the movie) assembles the otherwise all-female squad to rescue to the city Mayor’s daughter from ‘The Jester’. The squad starts with ‘Prank’ (Harley Quinn) and ‘Viper’ (not clear who they’re meant to be), provide the first fuck while waiting for deployment and running rampant around the prison base. The first thing noticed is Alessa Savage as Harley-Quinn (Prank is a crap name, how about ‘Harley-Quim’?) is by far the most entertaining part aside from…

  • Monthly Round Up

    Monthly Round Up June

    This was meant to be a month that things happened and then none of them have. But it’s not been such a bad time. I’ve had fun, nowhere near as much as I like but fun has been had somewhere. So what have the highlights been? Bags: Inside and Out The museums are open again and I’ve already been back to the V&A and renewed my membership, I was able to get tickets for Bags: Inside and Out. (The Alice exhibition wasn’t open yet, but I do have tickets for it.) It’s in the small exhibition space but they managed to fit loads of really interesting stuff in there. If…

  • Bimbo Diaries

    Bimbo Diary July

    I know I totally forgot to post last month, but May was a bit up and down for me in many ways. June has been a lot more fun! I’ve been working towards getting my subscription sites ready to make money for my body mods, I’m so excited to start saving for my lips and tits. (So is my partner, who is really excited about the tits.) It’s all taking way longer than I want it to but it is coming I swear! I’ll be camming too, but sadly I’m having to postpone camming until a family friend’s visit is over. I do feel like I’ve taken a huge step…

  • Review

    Small Humphrey by Organotoy Review

    Organotoy have sent me another new toy. I have loved everything they have sent me so far, the small Ash is one of my most used dildos. So can the small Humphrey fill those big shoes? Organotoy’s dildos are all made of silicone so they’re completely body safe and Humphrey has a nice big, flared base so is safe for anal play. (I’ve not actually used Humphrey anally yet, but I’m working on it.) And when my mum saw him said he looked like a Dalek with a paint job, he is a very fabulous, multichrome Dalek. The colours are airbrushed with body safe paint and I’m now I own…

  • Personal

    Back To Work

    I’m currently in the transition back to work, which is unfortunately taking a lot longer than I’d like, but I am currently setting up my clip pages and subscription sites. It’s been incredibly stressful but it feels great to be going back into full time work. But I obviously can’t do this without the support of people who love my work. So here’s how you can support me! Sign up to my subscription services – I’m currently setting these up and I’ll be linking to them when they’re ready. Tip me – there’s going to be plenty of ways to do this and I’ll be linking them too. Buy my…

  • Everything Else

    Proper Dates

    It’s really easy to fall into a habit of spending the weekend together and not really doing much. Or doing the exact same thing as the weekend before. And then before you know it you’re in a slump you need to escape from. But escaping the slump without it getting expensive isn’t easy. But I’ve found a few work arounds. Make a List Now, I’m really lucky living in London, there’s a lot of great stuff to do, even with the city still in some kind of lockdown. But recently it felt like we weren’t really getting up to much, certainly nothing new anyway so I had us sit down…

  • Review

    Guest Post – Lesbian Group Fuck Fest Review

    This week I’m handing the review over to my partner for the first time in ages. This was the porn that he picked out on our trip to Soho. LESBIAN GROUP FUCK FEST – FILLY FILMS This porn film is split into three scenes, each of which feature a foursome of lesbians, each with some plot set up beforehand. I am in favour of the plot driven porn, as I find some context does help to drive up the eroticism, whether you are watching porn or having a good shag yourself. For instance when you and your partner haven’t seen each other in a while, that often results in superior…

  • BDSM

    What Makes a Good Anal Toy

    It’s no secret that I love anal and I love collecting anal toys. But not all toys are suitable for anal, and even some that are should not be used for that purpose. So what is it that makes an anal toy so good? Let’s have a chat about it. Material I’ve talked about non safe materials in a couple of my reviews but I’m going to bring it up again now. Your internal tissue is very thin and delicate and you need to be very wary of what it comes into contact with. Back when I used to still use jelly toys I brought a small butt plug with…