• rant

    Maybe the Problem Was You

    “It’s your fault for being so hard to come.” Fasten your seatbelts gang, because this is the first rant of 2021. That above quote is what my ex told me when I was sick of his selfish in bed ways, and I’ve known a few fuck awful lays who think that putting in no effort to get me off equated to it being my fault for not having an orgasm. Because of course the problem wasn’t them. Except on behalf of every unfulfilled person you’ve ever fucked the problem was absolutely you. I can have an orgasm in less than thirty seconds, getting me off is actually pretty fucking easy.…