• Sex

    Buying the Right Dildo for You

    I’ve brought a lot of dildos over the years, and in the last few years I’ve actually brought good quality ones that I will keep and use over and over again for years. Some of my collection I love and one or two not so much. So how do you buy the right dildo for you? Well I have some tips that might help. Firmness There’s a big range in firmness from super soft silicone to the hardness of glass and metal. While I do have toys that are firm that I really enjoy my first go to is always for the softer side. It’s why silicone will always reign…

  • Review

    Organotoy Geometrix Review

    Organotoy sent me this for free a little while ago and finally I have been well enough to have some fun with it and tell you lovely lot all about it. Organotoy make gorgeous silicone toys, and I have raved about the previous three that were sent my way. They have a great range of colours and if you’ve been around my social media for at all then you’ll know just how much I love them. The small Geometrix is based on realistic toys have a penis head and balls but takes me way back to the PlayStation One days with the geometric shapes. The small is 8.3in high with…

  • Review

    G-Silicone Ambit Review

    About a month ago I was sent the Ambit by Godemiche Silicone and this week I finally got a day to enjoy it. So, what’s it like? Well, it’s pretty damn great. It’s the same high quality of the rest of their toys that myself or my partner have by them. I love that not only is the quality super high but they’re just gorgeous toys to look at. The range of colours is huge, then there’s the UV, pearlescent and effulgence and glow in the dark on top of that. I knew the style I wanted but damn picking the colour was tough. As always it turned up really…

  • Review

    G-Silicone Adam Review

    I’ve had the flat based 8in Adam in confused rainbow since Christmas, it was a gift from my partner. So it is certainly long overdue a review. If you don’t know Godemiche they are a small, independent sex toy company. My partner has previously reviewed their penis masturbator the Off Beat, which you can check out here. So this is not their first time on the blog. All of their toys are high quality silicone, and come in a range of colours and sizes. Mine is what I can only describe as “eyes bigger than my cunt” seriously it’s the size of my forearm. It’s a beautiful toy, but look…

  • Review

    Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo Review

    I need to be honest, I didn’t have the highest hopes for this toy. I own a glass dildo and it’s kind of, eh. It’s a beautiful dildo don’t get me wrong, but it’s just so, well, boring really. But I was looking for something with a nice curve and not realistic so I ordered this one. If you’ve never ordered from Lovehoney they are really quick to deliver and everything is nicely and discreetly packaged. It’s a fairly plain box with a photo of the toy on it and comes with a velvet pouch to store it in. There’s a small Lovehoney logo etched into the handle which you…

  • BDSM

    Dildos – a Rant

    I love sex toys, hardly surprising as a kinky woman. But I have one major problem, almost everywhere I have looked have had either realistic shaped or completely smooth. With one exception, glass. I have glass toys, and while they are beautiful they just aren’t my idea of a good time. Which is a shame because they are absolutely stunning as pieces of sexual art. Of course a big part of this is down to the fact that this is clearly down to what sells, and realistic is in vogue right now. But I have a realistic cock attached to my partner that I love, what I want is ridges,…