They come in waves for me, but the past 24 hours has seen way too many idiots in my DMs. Often from people who don’t follow me, it’s that one or two word message that they expect you to reply to. There are how many words in the English Language and you really want to open up with Hey, Hey Mistress or Hey sub? And I barely fucking sub for a start! It boggles my mind that anyone would think this will warrant a reply, there is literally nothing to reply to in the first place. Back when I was single I would never reply to a single message like…