There’s not too many good things to come out of lockdown, but I tell you one thing that has. My partner has starting sending me dirty texts. And I’m so damn happy. A year ago my partner would tell you he can’t sext, that he’s not into it and just doesn’t get it. Which is a shame because we’ve been stuck in two different parts of London and unable to even see each other unless it was on a computer screen. We loved each other, we still love each other, we missed each other but our relationship was sexless. And since I am still very much in lust with him…