• Review

    Seduction Squad Review

    This week I’m handing the blog over to my partner the newly named Shadow Biohazard. ‘Seduction Squad’ is a porn parody of the 2016 movie ‘Suicide Squad’, from Kaizen XXX Film. ‘Alex Hunter’ (Rick Flag in the movie) assembles the otherwise all-female squad to rescue to the city Mayor’s daughter from ‘The Jester’. The squad starts with ‘Prank’ (Harley Quinn) and ‘Viper’ (not clear who they’re meant to be), provide the first fuck while waiting for deployment and running rampant around the prison base. The first thing noticed is Alessa Savage as Harley-Quinn (Prank is a crap name, how about ‘Harley-Quim’?) is by far the most entertaining part aside from…

  • Review

    Guest Post – Lesbian Group Fuck Fest Review

    This week I’m handing the review over to my partner for the first time in ages. This was the porn that he picked out on our trip to Soho. LESBIAN GROUP FUCK FEST – FILLY FILMS This porn film is split into three scenes, each of which feature a foursome of lesbians, each with some plot set up beforehand. I am in favour of the plot driven porn, as I find some context does help to drive up the eroticism, whether you are watching porn or having a good shag yourself. For instance when you and your partner haven’t seen each other in a while, that often results in superior…

  • Phimosis

    Guest Post Stretching Diary One Month In

    My partner is back again and sharing his stretching diary for his phimosis. Past posts can be found in the phimosis category. And now the disclaimer. If you think you have phimosis please go to your doctor, explain what problems it gives you and how painful it is. If it’s a recent occurrence it may well be a symptom of something more serious. Tell them you wish to be referred to a urologist. Look after yourselves, Bambi. DAY 22- Easy again, feels productive, and I should mention at this point for those reading in the future, that I’m doing these stretches to fill in time during the Coronavirus lock down.…

  • Phimosis

    Guest Post Phimosis Stretching Diary Week 3

    My partner is back for another stretching diary. Since these are starting to get a little repetitive this will probably be getting moved to a monthly post that will note any changes from month to month. Please remember, my partner does not have the most severe phimosis and stretching does appear to be an option for him. You should always talk to a doctor and do your best to get a referral to a urologist for potential treatment options. – Bambi DAY 15- Finding the phimodal ring is getting increasingly strange, I can usually tell that I’ve found it from the sting, otherwise I’d have to be able to see…

  • Phimosis

    Guest Post Stretching Diary Week 1

    My partner will now be doing a regular spot on the blog all about using stretches to help with his phimosis. DAY 1- I ran a hot bath and eased myself into my first stretching session. I got as comfortable as I could and was able to manipulate by phimodal ring with my index fingers and thumbs. The technique I had read was to hold it apart for 30 seconds at a time, in a way that the tension may be uncomfortable but not at all painful. Then relax for ten seconds and start over, doing the stretching a total of five times. Making the pull was much easier in…

  • Phimosis

    Guest Post – Living With Phimosis

    Today I’m passing the blog to my partner again for him to write about his life with phimosis. Phimosis is a condition in which males have a foreskin that is too tight to retract over the head of the penis. I’ve had it my whole life, and I am currently 28. I didn’t recognise it as a problem until puberty hit and I was able to have erections. I was able to masturbate, sometimes comfortably, but if I pulled toward too far it would give a stinging sensation in my foreskin. I eventually developed a habit of masturbating with baggy pants or boxers still on, which would prevent me from…