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    John Thomas Toys Comanche War Horse Review

    As a reward for completing NaNoWriMo last year I treated myself to a new dildo, the Comanche War Horse in the size small in the firmness soft. I got the purple and pink since they’re my absolute favourite colours although it does come in 3 other colour options. First off their toys are all body safe silicone, come with a storage bag, a Vac-U-Lock attachment, a free suction cup and with next day delivery in a plain box. Each dildo is hand poured and mine was a lot more purple than pink, it’s almost entirely purple in fact. This is the smallest size and with the soft firmness and the…

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    Dino Slug Review

    Just a note, I paid for this toy with my own money and have been in no way paid for this review. Now onto the fun bit, John Thomas Toys are a UK based fantasy toy company and I love them. All their toys are made from platinum grade silicone, are Vac-U-Lock compatible and come with a lovely black velvet storage bag. And what I really love is that when you buy from either their Etsy or website they have a drinks can next to the toys for scale so I don’t have to do maths and a hunt for a measuring tape to work out if I’ll fit it…