You might think I’m going to tear into Only Fans for their latest announcement. And I’ll get to them and their bullshit in a minute. But the brunt of my rage is being aimed squarely at Mastercard. You see, the reason Only Fans are now kicking off the sex workers that basically made that platform what it is today is because the credit card company are being puritanical wank bags. Now, if you’re one of those people that this is somehow a good thing 1, are you lost? And 2, you do realise this is a company telling you what you are and are not allowed to spend your money…