Well, hello 2021, please for the love of every god and goddess be better than 2020. So I’ve started keeping a tracker of my wanking habits, because of course I have. What else am I going to do to keep me sane? But there’s more to it than just giving myself something a little more to do. I know some people keep a tracker of their sex lives but sex is a bit off the table at the moment with the state of the world and all that (I’m writing this in about mid December 2020) so wanking it is. And it kind of makes sense to do this anyway…