• Everything Else,  rant

    I Don’t Like Wands

    I may lose my girl card for this, but I hate magic wands. I know it’s not just women that use them, but that’s a line from my stand up set and I needed an opener. People with clits seem to love them, I see more positive review than negative and even then the negative ones say that they have a far better one that they love and would like to be buried with in their Viking funeral. I wouldn’t be buried with mine, I would rather bury it several miles away from me at a crossroads so its spirit can never find its way back to me. But it’s…